She takes hit from bong
puts out, boots, and blacks out
Steve....marry this girl!
Ode
to Real II
Steve no smoke, he hooks
Steve smokes, passes out...no chicks
smoke or not...still boots
Real in........Boot-Member
She opens his fly
rolls down his show-toons undies
dong made of boot.....wow!
Ode
to Booting & The nWo
If not nWo
Go do a spin-ah-rooney
Then boot on yourself
-BCU
Golden
Anniversary Ice
You may be beer god
Now you must feel my wrath
The Root Cause:
Schlitz is from urine
The Beast is formaldehyde
That is why we boot
-BCU
Time to party hard
Twenty one shots of Whiskey
Piss and shit through ass
An Excerpt from the Best-Selling Book
"Enduring Fat Girl Hookups"
By Real
Boot on her gross face
Makes her much better looking
Paper bag works too
Ode to Real
Gross girl on my D
She loves that small sammy dong
Boot to get her gone
Drop poison in mouth
Wait a while for impact
Dinner coming up
To Boot or Not Boot
Stick My Finger Down My Throat
Or Feel Sick For Days
-Real
Start with the Wonton
End with the Wonton Or Else
Hunan will Ravage
- for S. Rosen by D. Mendo
I spill to save space
The other team is too skilled
Beirut makes me boot
-D. Mendo
Take her home, smoke bowl
make out a bit, third base soon?
Nope...boot on left tit
The
shots spell letters
Ruby has quiz tomorrow
I boot for his "A"
-D. Mendo
Blackout before boot
It was just a dream
Very chunky dream
Bottle of Gin
Tastes like anti-freeze
Smells worse on the way out
BCU @ Lehigh/Lafayette
Hour glass Beirut
Two hundred ten cups of beer
Makes me boot 4 times
Dan's Special Relationship With His Boot
Mendo sleep in boot
Make it your comfort pillow
Boot can be a friend
Boot Monkey parties
At club till early morning
See Real, hook up
See box o' wine now
Copperfield waves magic wand
Box o' wine is boot
Run to the toilet
Boot runs up throat much faster
Clean hallway Sunday
I like to throw up
Why must you thrown down with fists?
Oh....boot on your shoe
Sometimes I boot
And the dog licks the floor clean
Then he boots for two
-D. Mendo
The funnel too full
My stomach too constricted
The porch has turned brown
-D. Mendo
Orange boot on my bed
And in my girlfriend's blonde hair
I think she'll be pissed
Vomit
on my shoe
Dripping onto the carpet
Smells like old cheese
Meeting girlfriend's folks
smoke to calm nerves....kind bud....shit!!!
weed laced.....boot on dad
She
is hideous
Much alcohol changes that
You awake and cry
Once I booted on ground
Spring rain washed it deep into earth Now bright flowers
grow there
-JEC
Boot
from car on road
Tour group passes at same time
Squirrels run to eat mess
-JEC
Steel
cage Mexican
nWo 4 life!
Beer: The peoples champ!
-BCU
Fire
and Ice---funnel
It goes down, comes back up soon
Decker is mortal
Smell
of fresh flowers
Pleasant to the nose of mine
No wait, that was boot
Stare
at floor pile
Confused about some floor chunks
Chicken A-la-King?
Shit
myself....oh shit
pissed myself, am embarrassed
But boot now smells good
Taco
Bell I love
Boot Chili Cheese Burrito
On my sombrero
-D. Mendo
Pinch
my hairy ass
Spank my Boot Monkey too
Lick my piggies please
-D. Mendo
The
scent of ripe boot
On the breeze in the morning
Maybe I'll have eggs
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