Freakwently Asked Questions

  1. What's this all about?
    Bootroad.com is dedicated to the fine art of booting. We at Bootroad feel that booting is a dying art and are striving to raise public awareness on this incredibly moving form of artistic expression.

  2. You're not serious, are you?
    Hell, no. We just think it's funny to take a picture of our friends puking.

  3. This site glorifies drinking!
    Not true! Here at Bootroad we admire ALL types of booting - the "Flu Boot" is one of our favorites. It juts so happens that most booting occurs after drinking a 30 pack of Beast and a couple of pulls of Tequila Zapata.

  4. How can I submit to Bootroad?
    Click here!

  5. What's with the monkey?
    We're allergic to dogs (p.s.- run your pointer over monkeys for a surprise!)

  6. Are you gonna have any t-shirts or something I can give my mom for her birthday?
    She'd look great in a Bootroad t-shirt. We're working on it.

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WE WANT YOUR BOOT!
Click on the drop-down menu below to submit your two kegs' worth

 

 

 

 

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CONTACT US

We welcome your comments...ha..ha ha...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
No, really.

Email us!

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DISCLAIMER

The content of Bootroad.com is for entertainment purposes only. By submitting pictures, text, haiku, or names to Bootroad.com, the sender grants Bootroad.com permission to use those images, texts, or names as they see fit. All images on the website are believed to be in the public domain. If you discover an image that belongs to you, please contact the webmaster and it will be promptly removed.

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Boot of the Weak
We are currently accepting email submissions of images only. Acceptable formats include: .jpeg, .gif, .tiff, .zip, .psd (Photoshop).
Please email photos to: webmistress.

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About the Boot


Liquor Consumed


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Ask Dr. Boot

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Ask the Doctor

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Tales from the Bootside

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Age

Tale Title

Tell Us Your Tale

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Boot Haiku

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Haiku
(5-7-5 syllable format, 3 lines)

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Hey there, thanks for submitting to Bootroad.com! If it doesn't suck
and we aren't busy watching wrestling, we'll get it up (uh huh huh) as soon as possible.

"Keep on Booting!"

You Friend,
The Boot Monkey